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Papa!Italy x child!Reader

You and your papa were going on a car ride. With somehow managing to get Kiku to go as well. And Feliciano was driving it.

"AAAHHHHH! FELICIANO-KUN,YOU'RE GOING TO QUICK,TO QUICK!!!!"screamed the Japanese man.

"haha~You look so funny!"your papa laughed.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE GOING TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR DAUGHTER! ARE YOU OKAY (NAME)-CHAN?!"

"WEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

You stood there,literally,on the seat your hands in the air and laughing.

"[insert America laugh here] GO FASTER DADDY! GO FASTER!"

"Ve~You got it (name) Bella~"

"NO! DON'T YOU *beep* DARE. I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DO."

"Ve~let me try my butt driving trick!"

"ILL RIP YOUR *beep* GUTS OUT AND SERVE THEM AS *beep* DINNER! DON'T YOU *beep* TRY TO,YOU *beep*"

"Ve~This is fun!"

"Si! It is papa! And Uncle Kiku is using funny language!"

You and Feliciano laughed and cheered while Kiku clung to the chair for dear life and cussed at your papa.

Let's just say you guys got a ticket.
~•~•~Alternative Ending~•~•~
Let's just say you all died there.

((Thanks :iconmurderscreamer:))
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~

Now. This is what I do if I'm on a fast car ride.

I actually get Carsick but if the car is going fast then I get hyper and start yelling.

:iconexciteditalyplz: Uhhhh.....This is for Christmas? Even though it has nothing to do with Christmas?
Reader-chan::icongunplz::iconcrystaldacat::iconexitplz:

Italy,Japan -- :iconhimayuraplz:
Story -- :iconcrystaldacat:
Reader-chan -- :iconexciteditalyplz:
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Wait...2.3.5 right? The creepypasta anyone notice the reference with "ILL RIP OUT YOUR GUTS AND SERVE THEM FOR DINNER!!"
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:iconroseemma1:
RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
...I want to drive like Feli and Lovino at least once and not get in trouble!!! XD 

Poor Kiku san. 

...it does sounds like fun though xD 
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:iconelise-andrews:
Elise-Andrews Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Before I clicked in this I new what it was.

After reading: *LOLing on the floor*
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
BUTT DRIVING!!!
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
Japan: DONT YOU DARE 
//le angry Japan face
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
AWWWW LE ANGRY JAPAN FACE IS SO CUTE!!!!
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
Japan: I WILL EAT YOUR GUTS LIKE ITALY-KUN'S
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*hugs him* IM IN YOUR PERSONAL SPAAAAACE
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
Japan:I REFUSE
//shoves off then retreats Italian style
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*jumps on him and clamps legs together so he can't get me off*
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:iconblackkitten313:
blackkitten313 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm kinda surprised Italy hasn't had his license suspended or taken away yet with the way he drives.
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:iconsweetcake1969:
sweetcake1969 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
Oh god Bella Bella
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
no, dun worry, she's fine. Just recovering in the hospital :3
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
:D You know your awesomer then Prussia (sorry Prussia) if you have guts to get INTO a car with Italy driving, and get out of it without loosing your breakfast/lunch/dinner/life.
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
All in the same category
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
psh. then japan's awesomer then prussia//shot
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:iconneeky739:
Neeky739 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
ISABELLA BELLA LOL
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:iconiwearamask10:
iwearamask10 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Feli drives like MY REAL dad o_o is that good or bad?
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
BADBADBAD VER BAD
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Don't worry. My family drives like that too :I

No wonder I have car sickness.
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:iconiwearamask10:
iwearamask10 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol
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:iconflames-of-awesome:
Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great story!! But...did you try making a Hetalia 23.5 episode reference at Japan's last line? 
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Nope! I dont do anything with hetalia creepypastas, I just that in for mere entertainment :3
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:iconflames-of-awesome:
Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok! Just wanted to be sure Great story! !
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Thank you!
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:iconsampea:
sampea Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
Hahaha!
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Lol, Japan is cussing. I think the end of the world is near. 
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:icongreenmage96:
GreenMage96 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahaha!!! XD
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013   Artist
Lolling on the floor
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
:3
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013   Artist
I'm surprised japan was still swearing around a kid!
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
I would be just like Kiku since cars scare me and I freak out if the person driving isn't paying attention or going too fast!....Hey I don't want to die after all just cause they're being stupid................Like my cousin Lacey I hate being in the car with her.
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:iconpikachusandwich:
PikachuSandwich Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Student General Artist
heheh.... I get motion sick as well...:hmm:
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Be sure to vomit on kiku!
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
:icontherethereplz:
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:iconpikachusandwich:
PikachuSandwich Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student General Artist
:hug:
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:icontrinzen:
Trinzen Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This.
is one of the funniest stories I've ever read. You did an amazing job!
It killed me XD
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
Thank you XDDD
Are you typing this from Heaven?
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:icontrinzen:
Trinzen Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome~
Yes. Yes I am~ :iconyayitaliaplz:
I'm in the heaven of Fandom, where you can read all the reader inserts! :iconallthethingsplz:
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
That's nice! Maybe we should meet each other cause where I am too!:iconepichigh5plz:
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:icontrinzen:
Trinzen Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay! :iconoldschoolownedplz:
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:iconk8tly1n:
K8tly1n Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Lucky Kiku. I wish I could have been the one in the car. That would make me feel like I am on a roller-coaster. Kiku think of it as a ride not a very fast moving death machine.
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
:iconheplz:he'll never be able to do that. He makes safe cars after all :iconbigheplz:
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:iconk8tly1n:
K8tly1n Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I will. *after the car ride*
Me: *loosens grip on open window and starts laughing* THAT WAS EPIC!!!! I LOVED THE WIND IN MY FACE AND THE SPEED!!!!
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Japan:*face purple and feels like vomiting*
Italy:That was so fun!
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:iconk8tly1n:
K8tly1n Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Me: *acually can feel the tense felling in the car after the ride and goes to Japan patting his back softly* Um.... Japan it's ok... It's ok... Sorry I didn't help you earlier... *feels AKWARD*
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Japan:Remind me to never have a car ride with your oka-San....
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:iconk8tly1n:
K8tly1n Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Me: I'll try to remember. *still patting his back softly, and is helping him up* But really you ok?
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:iconcrystaldacat:
CrystalDaCat Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Japan:h- hai...
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:iconmurderscreamer:
MurderScreamer Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
XD lets just say...you all died THis how the story should have ended
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